Sideways Christmas Trees.

My family's Christmas tree is leaning. This is normally not a problem. as I like to pretend it means we're the type of artsy people who find such a thing abstract and exhilarating. Even though we are nothing like that it's still nice to pretend.

There was no real issue until the tree fell onto mom the other day. She was nowhere near as amused as me. Part of the problem was that she was under it when it fell. She had been rearranging presents with ought the thought that they might possibly be what was holding up the thought that they might be what was keeping the tree in an upright position.

It's back upright now, but the damage has been done. So, you know, I think we might get a new tree.